Guess the ten most forgettable Lakeshite champions in history

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Guess the ten most forgettable Lakeshite champions in history

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Post by Hutchy72 » Wed May 06, 2020 11:31 am

Ten utterly meaningless spastics, name them.

1. A octogenarian roofer with the drawing power of a blocked Hoover

2.A plasterer with a penchant for womens clothes

3.A complete nobody who's wife looked like that thing out of "the Goonies" wearing a blonde wig.

4.A one hit haemophilliac wonder that keeps "pets" chained up on his Townsville porch.

5.A amateur photographer with a lust for dipping his schlong in drool

6. Fuck knows how this monstrosity is still breathing

7.A toilet fitter with a part time gig in a Dave Clarke's skiffle band

8. A former road worker with more illnesses than Merv King

9.A one time Grand Slam of Darts participant whose career earnings match the annual salary of a street sweeper.

10. A "world class" feeder who's daughter makes Beau Greaves look like Karen Carpenter.

How's yer luck?.

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Post by Lister of Smeg » Wed May 06, 2020 11:36 am

number 6 = Dave boy Green's bird
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Post by The Shank » Wed May 06, 2020 11:43 am

Phil Taylor is in there somewhere.

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Post by StevieBoy » Wed May 06, 2020 11:48 am

Hutchy72 wrote:
Wed May 06, 2020 11:31 am
Ten utterly meaningless spastics, name them.

1. A octogenarian roofer with the drawing power of a blocked Hoover

2.A plasterer with a penchant for womens clothes

3.A complete nobody who's wife looked like that thing out of "the Goonies" wearing a blonde wig.

4.A one hit haemophilliac wonder that keeps "pets" chained up on his Townsville porch.

5.A amateur photographer with a lust for dipping his schlong in drool

6. Fuck knows how this monstrosity is still breathing

7.A toilet fitter with a part time gig in a Dave Clarke's skiffle band

8. A former road worker with more illnesses than Merv King

9.A one time Grand Slam of Darts participant whose career earnings match the annual salary of a street sweeper.

10. A "world class" feeder who's daughter makes Beau Greaves look like Karen Carpenter.

How's yer luck?.
Is number 11 Kevin Painter?

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Post by Randall » Wed May 06, 2020 11:52 am

Just watching a true crime show.
The killer looks like john boy.

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Post by Hutchy72 » Wed May 06, 2020 12:00 pm

The Shank wrote:
Wed May 06, 2020 11:43 am
Phil Taylor is in there somewhere.
You sure?.

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Post by Hutchy72 » Wed May 06, 2020 12:07 pm

Come on Surrey, you should piss this.
Most of them were picking up Mickey mouse titles, back when you "were on the scene".

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Post by Soyboy » Wed May 06, 2020 12:16 pm

1) Wayne Warren
2)Les Wallace
3)
4)Tony David
5) Jelle Klaasen
6) Andy Fordham
7)
8)Kist
9)
10) Ted Hankey?

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Post by Randall » Wed May 06, 2020 12:33 pm

3 must be the guy who would have beaten Taylor in 01

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Post by Hutchy72 » Wed May 06, 2020 12:44 pm

Decent effort.
3. Walton
7. Webster
Think outside the box with number 9.

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Post by Randall » Wed May 06, 2020 12:49 pm

One of the birds?


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Post by HardandFast » Wed May 06, 2020 6:32 pm

10 is that fat cunt Mitchell, is 9 the world famous door hanger Scott Waites?

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Post by sennafan24 » Wed May 06, 2020 6:33 pm

Lister of Smeg wrote:
Wed May 06, 2020 11:36 am
number 6 = Dave boy Green's bird
:lol:
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Post by Hutchy72 » Wed May 06, 2020 6:53 pm

HardandFast wrote:
Wed May 06, 2020 6:32 pm
10 is that fat cunt Mitchell, is 9 the world famous door hanger Scott Waites?
Right about Mitchell.
Threw a curveball in at 9, it is Francis Hoenselaar.

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