Lockdown in Leicester

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Hutchy72
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Lockdown in Leicester

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Post by Hutchy72 » Mon Jun 29, 2020 5:50 pm

Word has it that from this weekend when every cunt gets back to drinking in pubs, is that Leicester will remain under lockdown for a further fortnight due to a recent 'spike' in covid19 cases, brought on solely by the ex-wife of a overweight dullard newsagent sucking the cock of every cunt wearing a bedsheet/sandals and a beard.
Apparently she is fondly known as the 'Mosque Mattress' in Muslim circles and her phone number can be found on the inside leaf of every copy of the Quran anywhere between the Pennine Way and The Watford Gap.
Fuckin auld spunk bucket.

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Re: Lockdown in Leicester

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Post by Greipel » Tue Jun 30, 2020 7:56 am

Hutchy72 wrote:
Mon Jun 29, 2020 5:50 pm
Word has it that from this weekend when every cunt gets back to drinking in pubs, is that Leicester will remain under lockdown for a further fortnight due to a recent 'spike' in covid19 cases, brought on solely by the ex-wife of a overweight dullard newsagent sucking the cock of every cunt wearing a bedsheet/sandals and a beard.
Apparently she is fondly known as the 'Mosque Mattress' in Muslim circles and her phone number can be found on the inside leaf of every copy of the Quran anywhere between the Pennine Way and The Watford Gap.
Fuckin auld spunk bucket.
Is it because of Randall, mate?

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Re: Lockdown in Leicester

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Post by Hutchy72 » Thu Jul 02, 2020 12:27 pm

Bradford is next for the lockdown.
Seems mrs Spamdull has been spreading her wings as well as her legs.

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